You know ur getting older...

When...
1) Quite weekends at home mean potluck lunches with close friends...
2) Your concept of "late night" means you'v slept at 12pm..
3) 90% of the parties you attend are thrown by Friends for their spouses or mothers and warrant the need to buy a gift...
4) You can easily put most of your friends into categories.. "Housewives"
5) Shopping for weekend groceries is categorised as "spending time together"....
6) You start shopping for clothes that "hide it" rather than "flaunt it"....
7) "Child friendly" is the criteria for selection of restaurants
8) The key topics of telephone conversations is recipe discussions or cribbing about spouses hectic work
9) 75% of the photographs posted on facebook are about your kids and 95% of your status messages are about your family....
10) Your parents are more excited to see your kids than to see you....

have u ever had one of those days when u are in the most rotten mood in the world for no good reason and every little thing seems to piss u off even more..
its like one of those days where nothing seems to go right and the more u try to fix things there more things seem to go wrong...